Oh Snap!

"Giving and Taking"
'I never give a kiss,' says Prue,
'To naughty man, for I abhor it.'
She will not give a kiss, 'tis true:
She'll take one, though, and thank you for it.

~Thomas Moore

"To a Living Author"
Your comedy I've read, my friend,
And like the half you pilfered, best;
But sure the piece you yet may mend:
Take courage, man! and steal the rest.

~Anonymous